Jess+and+Ava-Horrible+Jokes

__**Weird Jokes**__ What falls but doesn't get hurt? RAIN! Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? Cause he didn't have noBODY to go with! What does a cat call a problem? A CATastrophe! Why are fish easy to weigh? They have their own SCALES! Why did the penguin cross the playground? So that he could get to the other SLIDE! What did the whale have at disney? A WHALE of a time! Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken had the day off! What do penguins use for napkins? FLAPkins! Why did the bunny cross the road? So he could show his friends he could HIP HOP! Knock Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke! What did the leopard say after eating his owner "That hit the SPOT!" Why did the baby write a b on his knee? Because he wanted to be a B KNEE BABY! Why was Mr. Cookie so sad? He felt CRUMMY! What is a snake's favorite subject? HISStory! What's a dog's favorite dessert? PUPcakes! What do you get when you cross a dog and an elephant? A very nervous UPS man! Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver!! Why doesn't Cinderella ever play basketball? Because she runs away from the BALL! What is a ghost's favorite game? Peek a BOO! Where does the Easter bunny get it's breakfast? ihop!

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